Sunday, July 19, 2009

A Little Humour Please

Hi Residents

Mr. Lau, one of our committee member suggested that we should lighten up the contents of this blog instant of focusing on the security issues. I tend to agreed with him because the very reason why this blog was first created was to create as a platform of communication between residents of SS19/1 and to bring up any topic of interest and dicussion amongst the community. We were focusing much on security and safety because that was and still our first priority.
So to lighten things up, here are some of jokes contributed by Mr. Lau title "Wife"for us to relax. Enjoy.

Dear friends,

Some small jokes about wives for your weekend relaxation :

"Then a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met. Henny Youngman


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous "

Cheers,

e.d.lau

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